Marvin Deacon Teaches Toddlers:
A Nonsenseless Guide the Terrible Twos

Ker-plunk! Marvin Deacon is back and ready to take the stage again in an all-new seminar, Marvin Deacon Teaches Toddlers!

In this seminar you'll learn important toddler information to ensure your child doesn't grow up to necessitate violent force on the behalf of some secret government brach of the police for some reason. If you are a parent or are even thinking about having children, this is one seminar you can't afford to miss! 

(Toddlers are not welcome!)

 All tickets $8.00